Sport Demotivational Poster
EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA
FACT - Indisputable
MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL -
SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head
RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!
EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?
CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.
ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -
SPORTACUS - Does anyone see this happening!?!
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
RECYCLE FAIL -
HELL BUS -
4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
baseball mortal kombat -
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - kicks Rugby's ass
NSW VS QLD - Q. What does Red Sox vs Yankees, Broncos vs Raiders and Chicago vs Green Bay all have in common? A. State of origin puts them all to shame
WE BELONG -
THE HORSE I BET ON - CAME IN SO LATE, IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES
MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me
SPORTS CARS - Now everyone KNOWS your penis is small.
WRESTLING SKILL - A perfect execution of the Inside Stepover Butthole Move
SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them
CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn
JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!
EXTREME SPORTS -
DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.
FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you
KIDS TODAY... -
CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough
BIOFUEL - The future has arrived
TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!
WILL ROGERS QUOTE -
SOLIDITY - A basic physioconceptual illusion, caused by the exchange of photons between interacting electromagnetic fields. Still hurts like a bitch.
SARAH REGRETS -
REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND -
PERSISTANCE - Never knowing when to stop.
TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It
TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes
PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!
EXTREME SPORTS -
SPORT MATCH - WITH MIDDLE EAST RULES
CALL THE AIR FORCE - cuz the guys above me failed
ASH KETCHUM - should be observing MAY instead
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
YOUTH SPORTS -
I QUIT PLAYING SPORTS -
DAMN - Missed it by 'that' much
THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport
SUDDENLY, BANANAS - five of them maybe A FEW more out of the picture, but thats it
CINDY CROSBY - The puck, I has it
JESUS IS EMO - what teh plunk?
EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.
I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
ATHLETES - They would be nothing without the support of their fans.
SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!
FEMALE FOOTBALL - The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea
PHOTO BOMBER -
ELEPHANTS - They'll eat you
IN MY HOUSE -
BREAKING NEWS -
STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?
SPORTS STEREOTYPING - Is it true that American white men can't jump and Canadian black men can't play hockey ?
GORGEOUS - Long & Lean & Hopefully Clean Between
SHORT PLANE -
SIGNIFICANT OTHERS -
WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive
EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games
HEY - Hows it going, what you been up to lately?
T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!
WINNING THE WORLD CUP -
INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz
CAT TENNIS -
HOLDING - Who says penalties detract from the spirit of the game
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